Rated 4.5 out of 5Â by 10
Rated 5 out of 5Â by RollerDeerby Oh thank goodness!
Sometimes with the craziness of the holidays, I forget that I play roller derby. And with heavy winter coats, boots, hats, scarves, and mittens hiding my fabulous boutfits -- there is a good chance that my neighbors also forget! This 6-ft inflatable derby reindeer is a charming reminder to the neighborhood that roller derby is alive and well, though I really wonder what style of boot fits a cloven hoof. Antiks are my best guess.
October 15, 2013
Rated 4 out of 5Â by FullCommando Santa was out of play!
She's not wearing DerbySkinz or fishnets, but that's ok, she's a deer. At 6ft tall, she's a force to be reckoned with, so if you plan on bringing her to your local league's bout, think again and remember what happened with Tampa's Flamingo mascot at ECDX in 2011- ejected for being a nuisance (not Ted Nuisance either).
A bit pricey for an inside (pack ref) joke, and a bit too obscure for a successful holiday decoration, but why not buy one and paint her your team's colors? Hindquarters that will make Beyonslay jealous! your derby sisters will certainly approve, even if your HOA wants to send you to the box or write WFTDA complaining. Santa might only need 4 of these in his pack, but all the talk about which wheels to use would drive him crazy.
October 23, 2013
Rated 4 out of 5Â by nd3141 Bringing Derby Cheer
Who needs a pack when you have this deer on the track. Forget 8 wheels, this 16 wheeled air filled bundle of amazement will have the opposing jammer quivering in fear while you ho, ho, ho all the way for another holiday cheer filled five point scoring pass. Let Santa know you've been a good derby girl today by making this the centerpiece of your holiday decorations.
P.S. Derby Girl Reindeer does have a tendency to block with the head and get a bit deflated if her team is behind. Make sure to keep her head up and inflated.
October 17, 2013
Rated 3 out of 5Â by GrumpyOldDude Way to confuse everyone!!!!!
I am sure it will stand up to those cold winter nights but it's a pivot AND a jammer? Someone didn't read the rules and wants to go to Santa's penalty box. Just have it pick one position to play all holiday season and not be so greedy!
October 16, 2013
Rated 5 out of 5Â by MomoMadCakes Derby <3
After being in our home for almost 2 years, this is our first outdoor Christmas decoration :) I was so excited when seeing it. I know it got a low star because it has both the pivot and jammer panty but I think it's what makes it versatile. I'm a pivot girl so just cover up the star! I still can't believe that this was manufactured. Yay!
December 5, 2013