Terrible TrashI opened the box and wow! I was surprised. I thought I might be opening up the pieces to build the Great Pyramid of Giza! With particles of styrofoam that flakes infinitely. I think I heard the weather man talking about 2 inches of styrofoam in my living room for the day I was supposed to assemble this. He was for once, 100% right. 2 inches of styrofoam particles that would take me years to vacuum. There's about 45000 pieces of cheap, fake wood. The instructions show me steps that are in 15 different directions, like step 1 for example. It's showing where to put things, and step 2 shows what you had to do before you put all those pieces together! Nice! I love back tracking when following numbered steps.
Get ready to take the instructions to the same lab that measures atoms, as the pictures and holes in the illustrations are microscopic. I've found a new molecule that's smaller than the atom, and that's the illustrations shown on how to build this dresser. I knew aliens built the pyramids... but didn't know that they also printed the steps required to assembling this dresser. Humans will study these instructions for decades to come... trying to figure out how these people had the technology to illustrate such large steps, in such small sizses on a piece of paper.
Be ready to hire half of home depot to align each panel and insert these cheap wood panels together without enlarging the holes that each tab has to be inserted to. I tried to do this by myself, and quickly realized that after hiring the sufficient amount of personnel required to assemble this, it would cost me about $15,436 in labor. I think that's a scam, as the panels were made by material that probably cost "Hodedah" 14 cents to create. You'd assume that if they had the technology to write those instructions, they would also have the technology to create better quality panels. I think this whole entire dresser is a prank. I'm sure if you do get to put it together without the materials disintegrating into another dimension, it would look nice.
Good luck friends who decided to roll the dice on this one.
by Kris